h i   t h e r e
it still hurts.
pantsman
superpants
Wed 1 Mar (19:31)
hey christop.

a few years ago you described mangle as "a total waste of bandwidth."

true, that.
mistaswine
h8r
Fri 3 Mar (10:08)

...the constitutional right of every AMERICAN to due process of law...?
what about every AFRICAN ?
amadou was certainly not aware of the brutality of american people...
eat Roquefort !!!
gallica.bnf.fr
Fri 3 Mar (15:58)
I have only one purpose on this planet:

bleedin' your ethra. Now bend over buddy.
ttam
NODATA
Mon 6 Mar (22:14)

is tired old cliché one?
chahlie
m. quint
Sat 11 Mar (08:37)
My ass hurts.
pants
superpants
Mon 13 Mar (18:05)
Your ass hurts me too.

HA!
ttam
NODATA
Thu 16 Mar (08:30)

hi
me
yours
Thu 16 Mar (08:47)
happy birthday.

Fri 17 Mar (08:51)
Just in time for spring here in Madison I have met a beautiful woman who wants to spend some time seeing the world. We had our first date this last Saturday, dinner at L'etoile, wine at Portabello's, and then a marathon of Aeon Flux. We said our goodnights and I guess we'll see what happens. Ah Spring!
Sean Welch
Tue 21 Mar (07:19)
halo
so do you believe in synchonisity? i wrote katka a postcard yesterday and today i get a e-mail from her.i havent spoken with her in 2 years. its such a beautiful world.
Mike
Wed 22 Mar (10:11)
all the niceness.
bigboy
URSA
Wed 22 Mar (23:09)
Lost in a strange country where I know everyone. Chanting who cares over and over. Rocks are not a reliable source of information.
ipswich
in need of a random firetruck
Mon 27 Mar (16:13)
Where is Jocko, Mikko and Chrippo. AHHHHH
Acko
Tue 28 Mar (04:34)
Monsoon--6pm PST--Main & Broadway, Vancouver BC--it's spring west of the rockies kidz--shouldn't you be paying homage?
john
Wed 29 Mar (12:13)
Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I would like to be! I could fly higher than an eagle.. if you are the wind beneath my wings..
pants
superpants
Thu 30 Mar (07:35)
When things go wrong, they don't go half way. I should have suspected something when I got off easy on my taxes. Suffice to say, I'll be investing what money is currently in my wallet in as much Ramen as I can afford. But, while cutesy optimistic phrases escape me, I understand that perpetual streaks of bad luck only exist in Vonnegut stories- and I'm pretty sure I'm not in a Vonnegut story 'cuz I don't have a whale dick nor am I insane. Well, I'm not insane.
pants
superpants
Thu 6 Apr (18:34)
the pig--the dog--where have they gone?
weeping & gnashing of teeth
Thu 13 Apr (16:46)
Edward Gorey died on Saturday, April 15, 2000, and I think it's a shame.
mourning gorey fan
mister quint
Tue 18 Apr (13:11)
i'm twenty. thanks chris.

Tue 18 Apr (16:35)
il pleut sur paris, et pourtant quelle belle journée... quelle belle journée...
arcturus
Sun 23 Apr (14:40)
j'ai fait un rêve formidable... et en plus c'était pas un rêve !
arcturus sur un p'tit nuage...
Sun 23 Apr (14:42)
oups... j'avais oublié mon adresse
arcturus
Sun 23 Apr (14:45)
SOMETHING!
zach
recycledpercussion.com
Sun 23 Apr (20:24)
dd
ddd
Mon 24 Apr (20:53)
Hi.
carter
http://hicarter.tripod.com/otherdaily/other.html
Fri 28 Apr (06:38)
"you're nuts to let a girl go who calls you 'lodi'. i'm telling you this as a friend."

oh yeah.

hot lesbian witches rule.
mistaswine
Wed 3 May (20:30)

Going on holiday to houlgate in france,any travel tips,by the way not using my own pc at present but send me your reply anyway
trevor
Mon 8 May (09:19)
neet site. is the subtext of your name that you are missing 'her' or am i making connections that don't exist?
chris
dirtdirt
Mon 8 May (12:27)
dont think. feel
uroboros
Thu 18 May (04:06)
hi.
pants
superpants
Sat 3 Jun (09:17)
She doesn't write me. She used to. So now I listen to Blur over and over and over. I'm being dramatic. What do you do?
Michael
beebo.org
Sat 3 Jun (20:28)
eat glass.
mistaswine
a remedy for your relationship woes
Mon 5 Jun (14:31)
what happens when....... ?
Thomas
Fri 9 Jun (18:39)
Word to your third cousin who stepped on a nail when he was younger and had to get a tetnis shot, and now lives in the basement of his parents' house and only comes out on veteran's day.
joan
Insert title here
Fri 16 Jun (13:41)
After having been to Paris last September discovering your site this morning was fantastic. It's quiet here for the moment. My daughter is asleep, ahhh but an intruder. My dog wants to go out. To all things discovered. Lost or found. Although I never pick up coins on the street.
Cal Spitzer
www.spitzerdesign.com
Thu 22 Jun (06:23)
Tell you what.. you update your page, and I'll update mine.
pants
superpants
Tue 27 Jun (12:21)
a combination of neat and cool without being too rad
ernie
home.twcny.rr.com/nitka
Fri 30 Jun (19:01)
Il y a beaucoup de poissons dans ma bibliotheque.
Curt Sampson
http://www.cynic.net/~cjs
Mon 3 Jul (05:07)
you can fool some people sometimes
but you can't fool all the people all the time.
olivia
woos.org
Tue 11 Jul (20:10)
I visited your Paris again because I have held the memory of those 3 a.m. storefronts in my mind as I've gone about creating my -- mostly it's "mine"... like Paris is "yours," perhaps -- website over the past three and a half months; and I still would love to feature some of your work. Stop by Creativenue when you get a chance, and let me/us know if you would be interested.
Beth Lytle
Creativenue
Sat 15 Jul (08:36)
Did you know that no Oxford dictionary lesser than the O.E.D. (if that) sports hyphenation patterns? And did you know that "tragically" is hyphenated "tragi-cally", not "tragic-ally"?

Until tonight I didn't love hyphenation.
Michael
beebo.org
Thu 3 Aug (07:04)

Creativity and inspiration are some of the most magnificent things ever given to human beings.
mike
nothing.net.nz/mike
Sat 5 Aug (05:57)
"The-rapists who pre-ached on wee-knights."

(Sorry, sorry.)
Michael
beebo.org
Sun 6 Aug (20:53)

inconnu, inconnu
j'suis desolee

les photos sont merveilleuses.
S.R.
Tue 8 Aug (12:06)

No one may sleep!
You too, o princess,
in your chilly room,
are looking at the stars
which sparkle with love
and with hope!
But my mystery is closed within me,
no one will know my name!
No, no, I shall say it on your lips
when the dawn arrives!
And my kiss will dispel the silence
that makes you mine!
Fade, o night!
Set, stars!
At dawn I shall be the victor!
olivia
jupiter
Tue 15 Aug (20:12)
you'll be glad to know that Satan's severed head was successfully removed from my pelvic cavity. everyone, resume your duties.
sarah
mirror mirror
Thu 17 Aug (16:11)
ne·ol·o·gism (n-l-jzm)
n.

1. A new word, expression, or usage.
2. The creation or use of new words or senses.
3. Psychiatry. A meaningless word used by a psychotic.
4. Theology. A new doctrine or a new interpretation of scripture.
prionixcorp
www.prionix.com
Thu 24 Aug (08:48)

i can't see you.
blind.
help me.
maybe being the person i am makes me this way. doing these mundane things and being this sort of person.
why can't i see you?
memories of you taunt me. haunt me. expressions of disbelief when i say "i miss you."

let me see you, just once.
zeb
: otaku :
Thu 24 Aug (14:03)

What are midwestern values? No one I know around here has any sort of value system. Everyone is just angry. I don't belive in the myth of values and work ethic. I think bitter, stupid people just don't have anything better to do than go to church or work 16 hour days.

Go Packers!

woo!
ttam
nodata.com
Tue 29 Aug (23:18)

Update your fucking page.
pants
superpants
Wed 30 Aug (07:10)
So why is it such a big deal if I tear the damn tag off the mattress?? I hate to see those things hanging from my pillowcase, or the side of my bed. If I went to prison, I'd tear the tag off my goverment issued mattress and pillow, and everyone else's for that matter, and hang them on my wall for the world to see.
Danielle
Thu 31 Aug (12:56)
i just got back from France and Italy, but more importantly France. It's nice to see a country where the eight year olds are allowed to drink. I'll probably do Paris next, after I learn Fraunch, of course.
Worldly Quint
mrquint
Thu 31 Aug (15:56)
dood

did you create the terminal jS currently residing at http://starzerohash.com ?

that's a thing of beauty, man.

8^)
kerrin
trakta
Sat 2 Sep (22:56)

nice site.
Rosebud
Amy and Andrea's World of Weirdness
Fri 8 Sep (11:39)
I just got back from Las Vegas. Everyone should go there at least once. It's the perfect home for insomniacs and compulsive gamblers. The food really stinks though.
Danielle
Mon 11 Sep (10:10)
are you ok?
girlfriend
* 0 #
Wed 4 Oct (02:48)
He beats me at Scrabble and makes me cry out in the middle of the night with longing.

But I am not for him. That is what he said today between the spaces.
Anita
Wed 4 Oct (03:34)

perhaps im lost.
chiamattt
chiamattt.com
Wed 4 Oct (14:17)
can you please get mark to let me back on the skwabble boards? apparently i've been expired.
sarah
Fri 6 Oct (19:55)
shadok, je t'adore.
olivia
mew
Tue 10 Oct (04:33)
My eyelids belch with effluvial afterthoughts when you tease me with jello and chicken rinds.
chimp-boy
Fri 13 Oct (08:15)
You know how you're a boy and you're standing at the urinal and you're, well, playing fireman, and then someone walks in so you stop? But your fire-fighting efforts are plain to see? Sucks, doesn't it?
Michael
Beebo.Org
Wed 18 Oct (18:27)
Un Gato Malodoro!!!

hi shadok :)
Sine Jonez
Thu 19 Oct (00:32)

deafening futon silence.
oof
www.do.not.hi.ng
Wed 25 Oct (00:15)
flourescent ear worms crawl cheerfully from thier burrows, leaving the glistening tracks in a great wet grin
j.goodman
http://users.cwnet.com/jgoodman/index.html
Fri 27 Oct (21:38)
no pie for kitty.
chaya
i am a secret ninja
Tue 31 Oct (06:08)
I do believe it's your turn. Don't make me come in there and get you.
Cat
Fri 3 Nov (00:35)
I propose a deal. I'll update superpants if you update christop. Yesss?
pants
superpants
Wed 15 Nov (09:03)
that deal sounds good to me, mr. shadok... i'll tell you, you'd be CRAZY to pass up a deal like that. that sure is some deal.
misterquint
almost flimshaw.net
Wed 15 Nov (19:37)
while(bored)
do surf
boredom=boredom-1
batur
Sat 25 Nov (00:42)
just fucking update, already!
olivia
* 0 #
Wed 29 Nov (15:44)
i like gum!
ix jonez
maz
Mon 4 Dec (23:43)
Youth and skill are never a match for age and treachery.
Humphrey Kincaide
whumpnet
Tue 5 Dec (21:08)
Greetings from New York. Fellow Traveler. In the last five years i have immigrated from Australia to Japan to London to New York. Love the tower project. Paris is a city that inspirers walking!!
ian kraus
home.earthlink.net/~iankraus
Wed 6 Dec (12:34)
my toes are from tibet.
souldoubt
w
Fri 8 Dec (00:35)
It's 6:00 in the morning, and I'm sick as a dog. My nose won't stop running so I keep shoving tissue up there to plug it up, but I also have an evil cough, so every time I plug my nose, 6 seconds later I cough and the tissue comes blowing out and hits the laptop. At 6:00 am this is very amusing.
QJ
Fri 8 Dec (05:57)
i just got back from playing d&d in san anselmo. it's amazing how often tenacious d lyrics are completely appropriate during the course of a d&d session.
ix jonez
maz
Sat 9 Dec (03:05)
all i have to say for now is that elly linked to your site of her, and here i am. i am a swarthmore college student in the midst of finals. i like your site design.
benjamin
galynker.tripod.com
Fri 15 Dec (20:30)
I would like to see more updatedness. And more words from shadok. Also, tits.
poupou
poupou.diaryland.com
Fri 15 Dec (20:56)
shadok! red! hurrah!

For the first time in my 27 years, I will not be in Florida for Christmas.
sine
fonem dot org
Tue 19 Dec (12:43)

shadok, i miss you.
olivia
booya
Wed 20 Dec (13:37)
i wish pou would update her diary with some kind of mock worthy gossip.

i don't have a boyfriend.
elly
le
Thu 21 Dec (02:38)

i answered 1000 questions today. enough! no more questions!
batur
http://www.tired.com
Wed 27 Dec (12:13)
nothing's wrong, i feel fine, i've realized i just don't like jokes.
a song lyric.
le
(hi)
Wed 3 Jan (10:33)
has gravity got you down?

ha!
mrquint
flimshaw
Sat 6 Jan (09:04)

he meeeen, ik had je websiteadres gekregen in jansen en zou ff kijken. Te gek wat je doet. wil nog wel meer zien. dit is kunst met een grote K!! groeten, Wiep
djwiep (dansen bij jansen)
Mon 8 Jan (11:21)
just wanted to pop in and see how you are doing. hope you're having a splendid new year thus far.
sarah
Thu 11 Jan (15:43)
So, in the years leading up to this one, a number of things happened. Man learned to walk, to talk and to exterminate all sorts of furry things. Sure, there were setbacks. The Flood. The Plague. The Renaissance. Yet every time, Man pulled himself up by his togastraps, sharpened another stick and moved on. Which brings us to where we are today. As usual, we're pretty much faced with the same number and general type of obstacles as before, only now, most of them can no longer be solved through the application of a few rocks and the trusty stick. The problem, really, is perception. It used to be that a Man was trusted to use his judgment in a given situation. Now, however, every action is scrutinized to such a degree, that the concept of "right" has been exposed as it truly is; differing shades of "wrong". Heroes are no longer a possibility. In the quest to create a universal morality for Man, we have systematically marginalized our own humanity, and in so, we have sealed our own fate. What I'm getting at here, is this: keep those sticks nice and sharp, folks, because you're gonna need 'em.
pants
superpants
Sat 20 Jan (01:27)
Cutting your hair off won't make him come back.
rinceoir
hedgehog home
Mon 29 Jan (00:04)
shadok. it's almost 6am here in sf. i was thinking about you and how you always look so calm. and how it's comforting. and about that one day that we went and got bread and ate it near the eiffel tower and it was so good it was like cake. and about the cat on your roof. and i don't know, i think about a lot of things when i've had too much awake and too much alone. alone is a hot commodity for me these days, but lately, when i get it, i don't want it. anyway, yeah. i hope that you're well. write a novel.
le
erm.
Fri 2 Feb (05:42)
Oh, Madame Rosin
Donnez-moi ta 'tite main
On va danser
Et s'amuser
Madame Rosin

Oh, Mamzelle Comeaux
Aller dans mon traineau
C'est pour promener
C'apres-midi
Chez Madame Boudreaux

Mais tous les samedis soirs on va aller au fais do-do
On manque jamais danser le zydeco
On va courtiser, et tomber dans l'amour et boire ein 'tit peu trop

Chez Madame Bordreaux
Elle fait le bon gombo
On va tous manger, et apres chanter
Pour Madame Boudreaux
Jubal Kessler
Sun 25 Feb (19:41)

oh shadok, oh oh.

I AM COMING TO YOUR TOWN.
I WILL HELP YOU TO PARTY DOWN.

just 72 short hours from now, i will be squished into an airplane seat, rocking out to KISS and cursing the bloody no smoking rule.

and then, lo! i shall descend from on high, jetlagged and cranky and in dire dire need of a smoke and some nice strong coffee with extra sugar.

just like an angel from above, i will sing a joyful song to all the people of france.

later, we will ROCK OVER PARIS. *devil sign*

also there will be beer.
chaya
Mon 5 Mar (01:38)

ROCK OVER LONDON
ROCK OVER CHICAGO
le
this
Wed 7 Mar (06:52)
WALGREENS!
THE PHARMACY AMERICA TRUSTUSS!
sine
Sat 10 Mar (00:54)
How does it happen that 80s rock music is suddenly cool again? I'm tired of things being cool. The point of living ironically is lost on me. People deny that they do this.

Last friday I went to a dance and all they played was late 80s dance pop, and a little bit of disco. People were jumping around like they'd been waiting since 1987 to dance to these songs again. It was totally unironic, but still terrifying.
poupou
poupou.diaryland.com
Mon 12 Mar (12:56)

ok, hmm. so liking kiss means you are trying to be cool and hip and in on the newest retro kick? can't someone just be into something without having to attach a movement to it?
ray
Fri 16 Mar (12:07)
Professor Dumbledore enjoys chamber music and tenpin bowling.

What is it that you enjoy?
Michael S.
Beebo.Org
Mon 19 Mar (01:46)

Hey Shadok, I am going to London with Kris on Thursday. I would love to take the Chunnel and visit you in Paris. Man, you are getting lots of company! Send me an email. Whoo!
sine
fonem.org
Wed 21 Mar (03:46)
This is where it begins, my friend. A little alcohol, and look what happens? The metabolism of creation requires a constant supply of free radicals, and sometimes UV radiation isn't quite enough. So, from time to time, we turn to a drink. Or other, if you ask the South Africans about our dear friend W.S. All this, of course, means nothing.

However, at some point we've all got to ask ourselves how we got here. A question like that demands a reasonable buffer, be it a comfortable position in life, or just a comfortable chair. Or, if you're a monk, neither. You can never have both, of course, because we all know that the more money one has, the more uncomfortable the furniture becomes. Whether you're so high up that your brain soaks in the heady fog of despair, or whether the chair is of such a limited edition that it was designed for no human ass, the truth is clear. Nature provides that no chair is quite as comfortable as the one you collect from the curb.
pants
superpants
Wed 21 Mar (22:43)

it doesnt have to rain today
batur
Fri 23 Mar (01:34)
shadok, wheat toast and pineapple juice make a damn fine breakfast.
weeb
Mon 26 Mar (08:47)
just for a laugh, here's the winner of bad email poem of the day:

seriously slighted sarah seeks sugar, solace, shoulders

series of small spankings send special signals

simply stashing secrets she's scarcely seeing.

-bored at work will produce things like this
simon
gay germans
Tue 3 Apr (16:58)

an acquaintance once handed me a photocopy of an 8-page story that had been written about him in the New Yorker. the first sentence of the story said "Kenneth Schaeffer has lived in the same Manhattan penthouse for 25 years." that sentence made a strong impression on me, and ever since i've been hoping that there would be something about which someone could say that i'd been at it for 25 years. or 15 years. or whatever period of time represents relative permanence in this city. the best i can do is that i still have a roll of quarters that i had in my bag with me when i moved here 10-1/2 years ago, and i haven't spent those quarters yet. i'm drinking beer and listening to the hail come down on my air conditioners and i'm listening to the Goldbergs over the realaudio. last week i was digging around on gnutella and i found that one of Bette Midler as the last guest on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. that spot was described by some old guy on TV as the greatest moment in the history of television, and like Ken Schaeffer's 25 years in one place it impressed me. that anything struck anyone as the greatest thing ever. i like that. "xyz was the greatest thing i ever saw." i like hearing about that.
sorabji
sorabji.com
Mon 9 Apr (22:00)
Diane, I received some very bad news today. Windom Earle has vanished. The disappearance of my former partner is extremely troubling. I also learned that Audrey Horne is missing. Audrey's absence touches me in ways I could not predict. I find myself not thinking of clues or evidence but of the content of her smile.
agent cooper
Tue 10 Apr (20:27)
i got a tiara, a poem, a jar of rose petal jam, money, the princess bride with buttercup's baby, a gift certificate to sephora, and some things yet to be given.

and a cupcake-page.

thank you.

i am sorry, you know. i don't know if i ever said that. but i am twenty-one now and quite capable of saying it; so i must.

Fri 20 Apr (00:26)

If I were Kim I'd eat my children!
Telic
Lithium Drip
Fri 20 Apr (07:35)
We have been far too lenient with these people, Mr. Daniels. It is high time that we update our webpages and show them a thing or two. Am I right? *harumph harumph*
sub
superpants
Fri 27 Apr (10:54)
sub gets his nickname from the submarine in his pants.
sine
Fri 27 Apr (11:02)
dfghdfhgdfghdfgh
ghd
ghdfg
Thu 3 May (15:34)
T-shirt this:

c l e v e r
n i g e l
u n d e r s t a n d s
t i t s
Michael S.
beebo.org
Mon 7 May (00:09)

if you love somebody, why not set them on fire?
pleasingshape
hamwelder.com
Thu 24 May (21:21)
superman saves a kitten in a tree.
superpants saves a mitten in a brie.
j03
nothing to see here
Sun 27 May (04:36)
About a week ago, I knew 3 things. Two of those things I've forgotten for good, the third thing I've begotten for bad. Time will be my judge, since I'm pretty sure my passing won't go noticed by enough people to flesh out a jury, and that's fine. At least, it's going to have to be fine, because I don't have a choice. I can only hope that my bloated American corpse gives rise to some nice bugs.
ya der hey
ya hoser
Mon 4 Jun (00:28)
i post on usenet under several different ids to bolster my impulsive and often perverted opinions on how to raise cats. uh, it's been 12 years since my last confession.
Chris G
Rash
Wed 20 Jun (08:11)
Hello wOrld
and hello l33t
ugo
Sat 23 Jun (14:44)
she shook his head like so much meat, the horror did me good, turned to exorcize
sono
magnobeam
Sun 22 Jul (15:04)
erm hey.
wtf is this site about?!??!!
--Stain--
Stain
Staincliffe's stuff
Fri 3 Aug (05:09)
has anyone seen www.thepantsman.com
very funny site
mimi
www.emmahack.com.au/envious.jpg
Mon 6 Aug (05:48)
i will see you naked at burning man
olivia
the root of all evil
Mon 13 Aug (21:16)
ahoy, ol chap.
it's another old cold monday here in SF, damn it.
jiggleyspud AKA weeb
Mon 20 Aug (10:58)
do you ever update this page?
bobby
Wed 22 Aug (09:26)
hie pie.

birdy, birdy, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye?
adamajah
yeager.tv
Wed 22 Aug (15:08)

salut
farrouj
http://christop.com/
Wed 29 Aug (08:14)
where are you? how are you? i suppose you think i'm not paying attention. well, i am. and you're being held accountable, so update your godamn website.

please.
sarah
Thu 6 Sep (11:58)

i have arrived at college.

note to self: avoid "Milwaukee's Best"
Quint
Sloppy Dorm Cam
Thu 6 Sep (22:46)

Good evening. Today, our fellow citizens, our way of life, our very freedom came under attack in a series of deliberate and deadly terrorist acts. The victims were in airplanes, or in their offices; secretaries, businessmen and women, military and federal workers; moms and dads, friends and neighbors. Thousands of lives were suddenly ended by evil, despicable acts of terror.

The pictures of airplanes flying into buildings, fires burning, huge structures collapsing, have filled us with disbelief, terrible sadness, and a quiet, unyielding anger. These acts of mass murder were intended to frighten our nation into chaos and retreat. But they have failed; our country is strong.

A great people has been moved to defend a great nation. Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shattered steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve.

America was targeted for attack because we're the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world. And no one will keep that light from shining.

Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature. And we responded with the best of America -- with the daring of our rescue workers, with the caring for strangers and neighbors who came to give blood and help in any way they could.

Immediately following the first attack, I implemented our government's emergency response plans. Our military is powerful, and it's prepared. Our emergency teams are working in New York City and Washington, D.C. to help with local rescue efforts.

Our first priority is to get help to those who have been injured, and to take every precaution to protect our citizens at home and around the world from further attacks.

The functions of our government continue without interruption. Federal agencies in Washington which had to be evacuated today are reopening for essential personnel tonight, and will be open for business tomorrow. Our financial institutions remain strong, and the American economy will be open for business, as well.

The search is underway for those who are behind these evil acts. I've directed the full resources of our intelligence and law enforcement communities to find those responsible and to bring them to justice. We will make no distinction between the terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbor them.

I appreciate so very much the members of Congress who have joined me in strongly condemning these attacks. And on behalf of the American people, I thank the many world leaders who have called to offer their condolences and assistance.

America and our friends and allies join with all those who want peace and security in the world, and we stand together to win the war against terrorism. Tonight, I ask for your prayers for all those who grieve, for the children whose worlds have been shattered, for all whose sense of safety and security has been threatened. And I pray they will be comforted by a power greater than any of us, spoken through the ages in Psalm 23: "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me."

This is a day when all Americans from every walk of life unite in our resolve for justice and peace. America has stood down enemies before, and we will do so this time. None of us will ever forget this day. Yet, we go forward to defend freedom and all that is good and just in our world.
kathy
Tue 11 Sep (21:51)

little birdie on the sill, with the pretty yellow bill, first i fed you crusts of bread, then i smashed your fucking head.
gonz0 esada
christianity is stupid. give up.
Fri 14 Sep (14:15)
i don't think you really existed at all.
olivia
Sat 22 Sep (04:22)
I would please for you to visit this of my site and to have be making a post unto it! many thanks!
The Ministry for Ordering What is Right and Forbidding What is Wrong
www.jamazon.co.uk
Mon 24 Sep (13:23)
ah, então tá.
bejim.
beto
beto brandao
Thu 27 Sep (06:49)
A quand les photos de burning man??
Je veux les voir...

A+
Seb
shazam.free.fr
Mon 1 Oct (12:29)

i can't have an orgasm unless i picture shadok's smiling face
le
elly.org
Sat 6 Oct (16:18)
DZ! I want to come visit how do I contact you? are you even still out there?
amanda
Wed 10 Oct (19:22)
D'autres photos de cabines FT a Paris ?.....
DOCKY99
SFF
Sun 28 Oct (07:18)
Im trying to stay off icb to save time and be disciplined but it's hard because every morning I wake up and beep shadok is before coffee even.
egg
Thu 1 Nov (20:51)
Christoff, thanks for holding on with the pics page you created for me. i still cannot figure out how to have it on my website if you could get back ot me about that i'd be thankful. hope all is well, and that none of your seamonkeys wish they were somewhere else. theyre nice creatures these seamonkeys. nice to scoop up and poke at too. ;)
cheryl cheryl cheryl
the intrepid spoon
Sat 3 Nov (12:57)
more burning man photos, please.
sarah
syrup.org
Fri 16 Nov (14:42)
buenos aires everybody!
soulalbert
Sat 17 Nov (11:59)
To whom it may not concern anyways:

Your page reminds me much that of a sepia-induced dream. Thanks for the trip:)

All my love,
Mike
Mikey-Mike
Sat 24 Nov (23:34)

all she cares about is the fact that I live with my ex
wendall
Thu 29 Nov (16:22)
There is a time for everything, kind sir. Now is the time for an update. At least turn the cam on or something.
pants
superpants
Sat 8 Dec (00:36)
wanna come over and play some checkers?
weeb
Sun 16 Dec (21:06)
hi every body. if anybody has any pics of girls will they send them to me[nude if possible} and then i will send u some pics back. p.s. make sure that they are hot girls
jim bob
N/A
Fri 21 Dec (20:01)
"...and they tore down the garage to make room for the torn-down garage."
Quint
~-_-~
Mon 24 Dec (09:37)
if only your last breakfast were as good as your first
nelly
Thu 27 Dec (09:41)
what i like most about new year's is sitting on chat and reading everyone going out or coming back from parties or counting down or sitting at home and watching the big apple fall in times square on television, one timezone at a time.
s5
steve.org
Mon 31 Dec (03:16)
were you onkesco and pb?
cyber
Tue 1 Jan (19:21)
hi there shadok. you are nice.
chiam
chiamattt
Sat 5 Jan (21:07)
I say a face.
I wish I could remember what I saw that looked like going up.
Pete
christop862001
Tue 8 Jan (13:25)
Life is too short to drink cheap wine. Cheap beer, however, is a must.
sub
superpants
Fri 18 Jan (01:19)
mmmmm pie!
simon
Tue 29 Jan (16:25)
Art is, where you find: art.
être
Chris
Sun 24 Feb (12:33)
Hope kills. Despair is merely tiresome.
Dolores
Fri 1 Mar (00:46)
i am drunk and scripting php.

love me, do.
charlie
Flimshaw
Sat 2 Mar (21:11)

dear shadok. some cocky people wrote me and told me the french on my site was wrong. i ignored them. is that ok? also, you are nice.
le
le
Mon 4 Mar (08:49)
where are the intellectuals
the ethereal
Thu 7 Mar (05:41)
elly, your french is better than true french, I've decided to use it.
en plus c mieux parce que comme ça on n'y comprend rien...
sylvain
Thu 14 Mar (12:43)
hello, I am saying something because I am so overjoyed that christop.com is back, and not because I have anything inparticular to say. also, who let the dogs out?
sub
superpants
Mon 25 Mar (12:54)
ooka looka hatchback, she got that name from being very ugly and wearing a back-brace in jr. high
luther
trusty
Tue 16 Apr (18:12)
hi, this is egg. you dont update this enough. but then, neither do I.
egg
Tue 30 Apr (00:14)
this site is realy good, i think i would, say that cris is the TOP!!!!!!!

ps why do u hate animals
Dr. got u in a head-lock
UNTITLE GIF
Fri 17 May (21:31)

Chris - Just wanted to say thanks for the site. It was interesting to have a glimpse of your perspective.
Paul
Sat 18 May (07:21)
on est
on est
on est
on est dans l'avion !
sylvain
0-2
Tue 11 Jun (01:39)
quatre ans déja?
christopher
Tue 11 Jun (02:33)
déjà... comme le temps passe
il faut sans doute se faire à l'idée qu'il y aura de moins en moins de gens qui au cours de leur vie auront rencontré quelqu'un qui aura vu quelqu'un qui était vivant du temps de napoléon
et réciproquement
sylvain
Tue 11 Jun (14:32)
omnia mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis.
christopher
Fri 14 Jun (18:17)
hey,
i dunno wha this is, but, im jus say'n dat i like dat show american idol and if u don't, then u can kiss mine! write me bak 2oo!
diamond**
mysticalchik02 rox!!
Thu 20 Jun (12:00)
hi christop
simon
hi
Tue 25 Jun (09:54)
WTF
G
G.COM
Tue 25 Jun (14:25)
i admit to wondering why i still bother. it must be the enigma that is you.
sarah
syrup.org
Fri 28 Jun (19:59)
t

Fri 5 Jul (10:05)
a man, a plan, a canal- christop!
spab
yep
Fri 5 Jul (15:11)
Why is there no content?
poupou
poupou.diaryland.com
Sun 28 Jul (11:48)
Website bookmarked, polished, and hung on upmost taskbar mantleshelf for display. Now I wait for the neighbors to come over and "ooh", "ahh", or maybe even giggle, you know, at the sight of this shiny, pretty thing you call HOME -- christop.com -- or whatever the address is.
Nathan
'Urine trouble? Urine luck!'
Thu 22 Aug (18:09)
"I am confused and my brain is mismanaged with memories."

--T-shirt in Jiyugaoka, Tokyo
Charlie, expatriot at large
Oodles of Asians
Sun 1 Sep (22:17)
Agar, agar.
Azul
Thu 5 Sep (12:57)
at least something helps me laugh at myself, to bad its a random message board
wendall
lithiumdrip.com
Mon 9 Sep (07:37)
shadok. why dont you put the cam on you so I have something titillating to occupy my dulled and tortured ass with. i mean mind. whatever. theyre interchangeable these days. this is quickly becoming an essay.
egg
Thu 26 Sep (16:49)
miao
olivia
http://randomhuman.com/
Tue 1 Oct (02:50)
i miss you.

le
Tue 22 Oct (22:38)
you are the best
simon
Tue 5 Nov (11:45)
OI!!!
o
Tue 11 Feb (04:44)
you funny-up our life... ..sir
eggs
Sun 16 Feb (17:58)
I can't believe after four years I STILL have nothing better to do than leave a message here on a friday night...
Duween
Lithium Drip
Fri 21 Feb (17:22)
hey, i was just looking around the site, and i found the part where it features some payphones at the Eiffel Tower. I just wanted to say that that funny-looking one in front of it with three phones--well, i've used it before!! Haha, sry, I just wanted to let you know. Thanks, bye!
lizzy
headspark
Sat 8 Mar (17:15)
Sometimes when you forget, then you remember, and then it's like Christmas. Hi.
amare
yona
Mon 10 Mar (16:39)
let's redesign our websites.
le
elly.org
Tue 8 Apr (05:11)
Internet probs at American Library...need your help.
Terri Urrutia
Thu 17 Apr (02:27)
where you been
egg
Mon 28 Apr (14:55)
Paris, nous viendrons...
Daniel
c'est moi
Wed 28 May (11:21)
2 Mambo Taxis at 1:30 in the afternoon... sigh... today is gonna be quick.
The Telic
Lithium Drip
Wed 18 Jun (14:21)
All Hail Tom Lingeman, sofort!
Jackie Graves
Mon 28 Jul (06:51)
what the
arooga
Fri 29 Aug (00:36)
you apparently also own kthxbye.com. what is that point of the site, if you don't mind my asking? thx.
fish
Sun 14 Sep (15:50)
Hey what is up?
John
Tue 23 Sep (20:07)
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